Shpoink!

Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.

"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"

by Stephanie & Seth Landers November 6, 2003

Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shpoink

random word used for female sex toy

..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.

by Rebecca December 18, 2004

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Shpink

The sound of a cymbal bell when played by itself in rock, or more commonly, metal music. The "shpink" most often closes a drum fill and signals a heavy breakdown.

The drummer finished the chorus with a shpink and then the rest of the band exploded into the breakdown.

by THRdrummer July 13, 2009

shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

is flatpants on the shploink again?

by sam jandwich January 27, 2022

Shtoink

A way to say mating, sexing, etc. Easier to say without feeling awkward. To shtoink, shtoinked, shtoinking, etc.

If mom and dad didn't shtoink, you wouldn't be here this very moment.

by Hotcocoagurl April 26, 2010