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..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.
Shpoink by Rebecca December 18, 2004
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Shpoink! 

Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.
"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"

Spoinkers 

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers
Spoinkers by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spoinkers 

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!
Spoinkers by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers 

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink
We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!
Spoinkers by suwdryed December 2, 2016

Shphinkterluben

1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
Shphinkterluben by JBPhoto October 13, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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