Shpoink

The act of a man ejaculating

I shpoinked in her eye!

by Nathan Pazdernik December 5, 2011

Shpoink

random word used for female sex toy

..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.

by Rebecca December 18, 2004

Shpoink!

Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.

"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"

"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"

by Stephanie & Seth Landers November 6, 2003

Spoinkers

Sluts or easy girls

Ugh those girls are such spoinkers

by mj85290539 October 6, 2016

Spoinkers

Chubby

I like spoinkers, chubsters, any girls with a bit of meat on them!

by rollingclam June 15, 2016

Spoinkers

Fans of the pig pokemon Spoink

We love spoink so much, we're spoinkers for life!

by suwdryed December 2, 2016

Shphinkterluben

1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.

2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.

1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"

(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.

2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009