shopkin 

The toy that girls go crazy about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!A SHOPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE MY 9000th ONE!

shopkin by Cookielover193 June 25, 2017

Shopkin 

Annoying expensive toy, children mostly girls got batshit crazy over them

Girl 1: I got some new shopkins!
Girl 2:AHHHHHHHH! LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!!!

Shopkin by Gears937513 December 31, 2016

shopkin 

An intentional bug inserted into a computer program to initiate contact with the end user

The shopkin definition is self-explanatory – no example required

shopkin by DreX September 25, 2005

shopkin phase 

Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.

Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).

Don't ask me how I know this

Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.

Homo sapien 2: No

Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye

Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.

shopkin phase by thiswebsiteisfckingcursed December 5, 2021

Venue Shopping 

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

Venue Shopping by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023

Shopping Shits 

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

Shopping Shits by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011