shplork

Verb to shplork.
(1) to complicate or cause disarray

(2) intercourse

I’ve been working night shift and it has completely shplorked my sleep schedule.

by C552 October 24, 2020

Splorkblats

Breasts.

Donna has nice splorkblats.

by Morck March 31, 2009

Splork

Splork is a punk rock band from Richmond, Virgina, United States. Formed in 2008 with 4 members (Wendy, Phil, Michael, Phil) their first official release was a Christmas single titled "Eat my Fruitcake". http://www.myspace.com/splorksplorksplork

I got hit in the head with a stuffed animal at a Splork show.

by Phil Splork March 22, 2009

shplok

splatter in a random manner

when my neighbor's dog fell into the manhole,shit shploked everywhere!

by nazee2nemesis October 17, 2008

splorksht

it means nothing and everything

well the thing about that is...SPLORKSHT!

by UltimaTheSmitor April 25, 2004

shpork

To have awkward sex with, or to otherwise engage in awkward activity. A shporking is generally unwanted by the recipient.

"Oh no, that guy wants to shpork with me."

by Winky McO'Pherson December 1, 2006

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.

I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.

by Luke January 12, 2005