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schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
schlonking by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!
schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schlorping 

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet
I was schlorping last night alone
Schlorping by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlorping 

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.
Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.
Schlorping by Crazydax April 19, 2011

Schlorking 

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.
Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.
Schlorking by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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