Shplocking

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse

Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!

by JIMIJ June 2, 2025

shlicking

The act of a female Masturbating.

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"

by Nessabro December 31, 2013

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

Sphlicking

The act of trying to flick a semi moist booger that refuses to become airborne. Once it has been picked by an index finger it will stick on the thumb as it is trying to be flicked, then when it is flicked by the thumb it then sticks to index finger. This process can can go back and forth for a long period of time until it is wiped off, dried out, or simply eaten.

If you think that it was disgusting watching that chick pick her nose, you would have freaked watching her panic as she was sphlicking it back and forth while on stage.

by Bagabagis May 24, 2012

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

shalacking

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

by tibore September 20, 2008