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splooshtein 

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation
i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river
splooshtein by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008
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The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.
"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"
Splorsh by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

sploshtastic 

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.
"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

sporkster 

Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!
sporkster by kira March 19, 2004
When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.
Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me
Splorsh by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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