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splooshtein 

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation
i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river
splooshtein by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008
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The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.
"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"
Splorsh by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

sploshtastic 

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.
"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"
sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

sporkster 

A stalker who is actually very cool.
Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!
sporkster by kira March 19, 2004
When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.
Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me
Splorsh by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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