splorksht 

it means nothing and everything

well the thing about that is...SPLORKSHT!

splorksht by UltimaTheSmitor April 25, 2004

splooshtein 

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

splooshtein by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

Splorsh 

The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.

"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"

Splorsh by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011

sploshtastic 

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.

"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"

sploshtastic by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

sporkster 

A stalker who is actually very cool.

Kirsten is such a sporkster, she follows 5 & 6 everywhere! But check out her awesome shoes!

sporkster by kira March 19, 2004

Splorsh 

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

Splorsh by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023