shpork

To have awkward sex with, or to otherwise engage in awkward activity. A shporking is generally unwanted by the recipient.

"Oh no, that guy wants to shpork with me."

by Winky McO'Pherson December 1, 2006

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Sporkerize

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

shport

A term for a older gent to use on a younger fella.

Gent: Eh Shport, you eva played dodgeball there before there shport?

by BASS & WOSH May 24, 2009

sporkeh

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Sporkfoot

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019