shlork

the opposite to a shlong

short and thin basicly

dude u've got such a shlork your hardly a man

by greg 'buc nasty d October 24, 2008

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)

yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.

by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

Schlork

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

by Big Lack April 23, 2019

shlok

the best person ever known. he's someone who can make any situation 10 times better. its a blessing to have him in your life, let alone being his bestfriend. he gives his 100% to everything he does. he loves to sing and edit. he loves eating tomatoes. he loves posting the same picture on his ig and snap story, and also send it individually to everyone. he loves dogs veryyyy much. in conclusion, he's perfect :)

shlok is DABEST
shlok is my bhaebhie
did you listen to shlok's cover of positions?!

by nastyhuhu November 3, 2020

Shlokkeh

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .

Here comes the shlokkeh .

by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009

Shork

Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.

“Ouch shork stop biting me”
“Shork gway now”

by shorkfood September 13, 2020