Shploiken 

The act of vomiting and defecating at the same time.

Joey's shploiken left shit and puke all over the bathroom floor.

Shploiken by Mackonator January 21, 2009

Shloicenoice 

Shloicenoice (pronounced shloyS-noyS) isn’t just a word, but a way of life. Whether it is integrated into your life with or without the conjunction of this two part word, shloicenoice can be used to describe something that is mentally or physically appealing as well as represent the action of doing well at something or engaging in sexual activity.

Shloicenoice:

Sommer Ray’s Instagram posts are so schloicenoice.

I shloiced her noice after school yesterday.

Shloicenoice by BMG2424 January 25, 2021

shploogen 

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.

"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"

shploogen by Cat18 October 7, 2006

Shlocken 

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

Shlocken by Shlocken February 18, 2021

Shploin 

A mysterious, contrived body part of the male/female anatomy.

"I'm going to shlabang your shploin"

Shploin by premed4.0life December 11, 2009

shplonkered 

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

shplonkered by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

schloiken 

the "king" in the realm of playing cards

yo yo yo yo yo, i got a straight: nine, ten, jack, queen, schloiken

schloiken by donatello December 17, 2003