showever

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.

Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.

by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

showever

g2g take a really fast shower

Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.

by Mockie December 9, 2009

showerer

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

by oro uma September 3, 2009

showverload

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.

“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

by SeaChange International December 20, 2018

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

by authorph September 17, 2018

showverload

The condition of having seen too many shows.

We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.

by Wog October 28, 2004

Shoever

A anciant ritual in which you throw your old shoes out the window, so that the Shoe Reeper may take them to his plane in which he has mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-children can take apart the shoes, and sew them back together with mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-string and sell them back at discount prices, so the Reeper can raise enough money to get himself a (hard) ticket to Hawaii.

"Mom, before I take a bath, I have do shoever."

by 19BDC90 January 14, 2010