showerer 

A person who showers.

He is a showerer

showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009

Showerer 

A person that showers alot

A person that showers for comfort

A person addicted to showering

"WTH where you doing at 3am?"
"I was showering, i'm a showerer"

Showerer by nightdimness March 14, 2009

showerrhea 

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.

"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."

showerrhea by Allen C. January 4, 2009

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

showerkraut 

hair and nasty stuff found in drain of shower

The showerkraut wont let the water drain.

showerkraut by esoom39 June 30, 2009

showever 

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.

Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.

showever by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

Showerdresser by bopitchamp May 30, 2004