Shoever

A anciant ritual in which you throw your old shoes out the window, so that the Shoe Reeper may take them to his plane in which he has mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-children can take apart the shoes, and sew them back together with mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-string and sell them back at discount prices, so the Reeper can raise enough money to get himself a (hard) ticket to Hawaii.

"Mom, before I take a bath, I have do shoever."

by 19BDC90 January 14, 2010

shoverk

A very messed up shovel. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a shovel, and also as an insult or a compliment.

Bob:He has a very messed up shoverk.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.

by Foolish Person December 14, 2021

Shoevenir

The shoe that was thrown at President Bush by the Iraqi Journalist.

Did you see the incident in Irak with President Bush? Yeah, The guy threw a "shoevenir" at him. Awesome Neolike reflexes though!!

by Hunkarlos December 21, 2008

The Shover Robot

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

by Mattersy April 24, 2004

showverload

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.

“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

by SeaChange International December 20, 2018

sock shover

A person that derives pleasure by shoving, or stuffing socks up their own anus. The purpose is to fill the anus with one of two socks to create a huge, pleasureable bowel movement and hold on to them by suppressing movements until you are ready to cum. This technique works best when the bowels are already full and sphincter is lubed with feces. Use a pair of white socks for maximum effect.

I love being a sock shover and passing huge brown n' white swirly turds.

by Catholic Virgin December 11, 2007

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

by authorph September 17, 2018