shotlifting

Like shoplifting, except for social media. Shotlifting is when you take a screenshot of someone's social media post and repost it to your feed rather than reposting their original entry.

That bitch keeps shotlifting posts off my Twitter feed.

by The Scribble Cave July 1, 2020

Shartlifting

V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.

Ex. 1:

Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?

Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.

Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.

Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.

Ex. 2:

Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.

by RDUB August 1, 2012

Shopgifting

Basically putting random shit in people's carts when they're not looking in the hopes that they either buy it without realizing it or it's really awkward for them because of what the item is.

Since shoplifting is morally wrong why not give someone something instead by shopgifting

by Shopgifting March 9, 2013

shnoplifting

When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.

Guy 2: So you got it for free?

Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!

Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!

by schnappoulop September 26, 2012

Shocklifting

Going to a public place with arguably free electricity, such as a mall, grocery store, gym or library and charging all of your electronic devices while your house is without power, following a tremendous hurricane or storm.

My brother and I went shocklifting at the mall because our phones were dead.

by G Bobs November 1, 2012

shoplifting

verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass

Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.

by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009

shoplifting

1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.

1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job

by alf-ace February 22, 2008