5 definitions by alf-ace

jewpiter

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

shoplifting

1. Stealing things from a shop without paying
2. A secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. A tard playing in a shops lift.

1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. JESUS he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. What a tard, shoplifting like that. I think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

brudain

pronounced "brew-dain"
the name given to a dyslexic chav whilst talking on msn

"you hanging low blud?"
"yasp m2 whrrrt byot p"
"wtf dude u brudain"

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

cross-reference

a piece of information that you have pissed off

wow i shouldn't have told that refernce i slept with its mum, its pretty pissed. Never seen such a cross-reference

by alf-ace February 22, 2008

ghander

to take a quick look at Ghandi, preferably to do it sneakily

i just had a ghander, dnt think he saw me though

by alf-ace February 22, 2008