Skip to main content

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!
Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

sportswashing

The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.
Qatar engaged in sportswashing by hosting the 2022 FIFA World Cup to hide it's numerous human rights violations.
sportswashing by stankybomb32 November 21, 2022

shortscale 

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.
I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale
shortscale by deadonkey November 22, 2007

sportsman's double 

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter
The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!
sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007