shortscale 

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.

I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale

shortscale by deadonkey November 22, 2007

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shortstyle 

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.

Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.

shortstyle by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Strawberry Shortcake revenge 

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

Strawberry Shortcake revenge by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake 

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

Strawberry Shortcake by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

shortcake 

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

shortcake by VDeity June 30, 2007