shortscale

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.

I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale

by deadonkey November 22, 2007

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Shortcake

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shortstyle

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.

Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.

by Jdawgin November 11, 2018

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

shortcake

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.

She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!

by VDeity June 30, 2007