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It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.
Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!
Shreksmas by shrekismygod April 24, 2019
Words of wisdom from an Angel girl who resides in Podunk, Pennsylvania
angelpodunkwisdomSharisms
Sharisms by Light Power Angel March 19, 2009

shartmas 

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas
Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas

SHARKMANE 

sharkmane also known as shrktora, is a obese da hood legend who terrorizes the whole community.
beware of him.
HOLY FUCK ITS SHARKMANE
SHARKMANE by dtbbullet April 19, 2022

Sharkstank 

A free speech site started by roller24.
Damn, all those damn trolls from the sharks tank are here again.
Sharkstank by roller24 April 30, 2004

sparksmosa 

A delicious, sweet, and invigorating beverage. Suitable for any time of the day.
50% Sparks, 50% Champagne
Ross was tired and looking sluggish after his last ultimate frisbee game. But after a Nalgene full of sparksmosa, he was ready to go back to work.
sparksmosa by Last Call 38 October 8, 2007