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Sharksmas 

A mf who might be gay but we don't fully know yet who is on ifunny
That mf Sharksmas posted a new meme on ifunny
Sharksmas by Sharksmas November 24, 2018
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It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.
Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!
Shreksmas by shrekismygod April 24, 2019
Words of wisdom from an Angel girl who resides in Podunk, Pennsylvania
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Sharisms by Light Power Angel March 19, 2009

shartmas 

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas
Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas
shartmas by five percent battery left November 13, 2011

SHARKMANE 

sharkmane also known as shrktora, is a obese da hood legend who terrorizes the whole community.
beware of him.
HOLY FUCK ITS SHARKMANE
SHARKMANE by dtbbullet April 19, 2022

Sharkstank 

A free speech site started by roller24.
Damn, all those damn trolls from the sharks tank are here again.
Sharkstank by roller24 April 30, 2004

sparksmosa 

A delicious, sweet, and invigorating beverage. Suitable for any time of the day.
50% Sparks, 50% Champagne
Ross was tired and looking sluggish after his last ultimate frisbee game. But after a Nalgene full of sparksmosa, he was ready to go back to work.
sparksmosa by Last Call 38 October 8, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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