shartmaster

shartmaster is the word used for a cool person.

shartmaster is so cool

by gdfgfdfggdgdfg July 30, 2021

shartmaster.69420

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by LESBIANSLOVEKUGIEKIZUCHI September 6, 2021

shartmaster.69420

awesome mutual and deserve nothing but love

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by fartcock September 6, 2021

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

schadtmaster

A compound word using schadt and master in place of the more common compund word, 'shitmaster' while 'schadt' can be used in place of shit in any situation to sound posh, it is best paired with master.

whats that smell?? ughh..

oh, dont you know? the schadtmaster is here

damn, thats some stanky schadt

by Kevlar622 March 23, 2010

Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag

hipster, shart, shartster

by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019