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shortshift

1. In a car with manual transmission, shifting gears before the recommended shift time.

2. In golf, to cut short the backswing in half, sometimes trading precision for a faster swing. It does not necessarily affect the distance the ball travels.
1. You see Gary over there? He says he's good with cars, but you can tell every time he shortshifts in his Skyline.

2. Think Tom is a nice guy? Every Sunday, he goes to the course and shortshifts his way to the group in front of him just to be a douche.
by DustFM June 29, 2009
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shopshifting

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.
I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.
by bbgm November 27, 2009
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Storyshift

Storyshift is an AU of Undertale created by Reddit user Voltra. It's one of the earliest swap AUs. It has a comic too, but it has been discontinued in favor of a possible reboot.
In Storyshift, the roleswaps are
Papyrus > Toriel
Alphys > Napstablook
Chara > Sans
Asriel > Papyrus
Toriel > Undyne
Asgore > Alphys
Undyne > Mettaton
Sans > Asgore
Napstablook > Asriel
Mettaton (or in this case, his ghost form Mettacrit) > Chara
by Simplerips June 6, 2017
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Shortsheet

To fold and tuck in the top sheet of (a bed) so that it simulates both the top and bottom sheets: when the victim of this joke enters the bed, his or her legs are obstructed by the fold.
Man 1: Hey, I shortsheeted my friend in his bed!

Man 2: Really?... O.o? Do you hear that?

Friend: *muffled scream*

Man 1: Uh oh...
by The Dark Alien October 9, 2010
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shaftshift

A maneuver in which the erect penis is repositioned in order to present a more socially acceptable appearance.
I had to bust out the uptuck shaftshift to hide the huge bone I had during class.
by donjuanschlagums August 7, 2010
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Storyshift

The weirdest version of undertale so far and sans fanboys will love it since sans is the king of the monsters (He is heavy).
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Gaster: Storyshift has my son as a king...
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by Retardost December 13, 2021
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storyshift

an undertale au where all the character roles are swapped randomly.
it's actually quite difficult to remember who's who when you don't care.
a dandy whale: "In Storyshift Blooky is Asriel and Mettaton is Chara. A perfect fit, imo. They're both characters that were family and went their separate ways."
by BakaMoiyashi August 29, 2016
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