shaftshift
A maneuver in which the erect penis is repositioned in order to present a more socially acceptable appearance.
shaftshift by donjuanschlagums August 7, 2010
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To change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. Usually has to do with magical creatures.
shapeshift by monkeytm November 14, 2016
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Reptilian shapeshifter
Reptile creatures that aren't from this planet and conspire to rule us all.
One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.
One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.
1) I was watching this fractal documentary, and the next thing I knew, I was confronted with the conspiracy of the reptilian shapeshifters... They're EVERYWHERE.
2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?
2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?
Reptilian shapeshifter by mynoduesppseudonymmynoduesp February 11, 2010
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Shapeshifter
A derogatory term for Jews.
In the 2006 Mockumentary Borat, two of the characters believe that Jews can "shape-shift".
In 2015, in the wake of the Charlie Hedbo attacks, a reporter interviewed Parisians that claimed that some Jews could shape-shift in real life.
‘I talked to a young men who said that he felt, the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad and that they weren’t just regular Jews doing this. In fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews that were master-manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.’
A derogatory term for Jews.
In the 2006 Mockumentary Borat, two of the characters believe that Jews can "shape-shift".
In 2015, in the wake of the Charlie Hedbo attacks, a reporter interviewed Parisians that claimed that some Jews could shape-shift in real life.
‘I talked to a young men who said that he felt, the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad and that they weren’t just regular Jews doing this. In fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews that were master-manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.’
Shapeshifter by Joe Wolff July 29, 2018
Shapeshifter
A weak-minded individual who bends their personality in order to befriend certain people. This person usually has very low self esteem and feels very insecure about his or her lack of accomplishments in the world or about just being his or her self.
Why the fuck is Joey such a shapeshifter? He is an asshole to me, he acts like an idiot around Michael, pretends to be serious around Amanda, and an emo around Brandon. How many different personalities can this poser really have?
Shapeshifter by trptman92 September 11, 2011
Shapeshifter
A person who can alter their shape into a form of an animal. Usual shapeshifters can change into only one animal, but sometimes they can change into multiple forms at will. Silver cannot harm shapeshifters, nor can items of religon. The usual animal form is a very large wolf, and shapeshifters usually get mistaken for werewolves.
The difference is in appearance werewolves tend to walk on two feet, shapeshifters walk just like the animal they change into to and that the full moon has no control over their change, only their emotions.
The difference is in appearance werewolves tend to walk on two feet, shapeshifters walk just like the animal they change into to and that the full moon has no control over their change, only their emotions.
The pain of losing him became so unbareable, that the shapeshifter changed into the wolf so she could try to feel something besides the pain.
Shapeshifter by ZomonsterXsaysXGrawr October 15, 2008