Shoreshit

shor·shit (noun) — Slang, nautical-inspired, vulgar.

Bullshit so thoroughly washed up that even the tide refuses to take it back.

A statement, argument, or claim so absurdly false or ridiculous that ordinary bullshit doesn't adequately describe it.

Nick: "Voting liberal means inviting people into your country who hate you."

Dan: "That's a load of shoreshit."

Origin: Accidentally coined in 2026 through a dyslexic spelling of "horseshit."

Shoreshit by BilgePhilosopher October 22, 2026

Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Shoreditch Samurai 

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).

Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"

Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015

Shreshtha 

An amazing person who's absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Smart, funny, sweet and sexy are just some of her many qualities. She can be slightly overprotective and jealous, but that just shows that she cares. Always puts others ahead of herself, she may see it as flaw but it's one of the best things about her. A friend for life and has the ability to put a smile on your face when your down. Ultimate soulmate material; an ideal woman.

I think i just found my shreshtha

Damn, i really need to find myself a shreshtha

Shreshtha by theprodicalchild June 5, 2016

Someshit. 

Not to be confused with "Something".
Someshit refers to a thing that is utterly stupid or irrelevant to a specific topic.

Used in a state of absolute confusion or anger.

A someshit is what you don't want to talk about or not in a mood to.

"They'll name their kid after his dad or someshit."

"He didn't give me details, only vague shady someshit!"

"Someshit is going on with my neighbor, so, I had to act like an adult and ask what's going on "

Someshit. by The Zaidist Zaidasexual Zaid. December 4, 2021

someshit 

Means "something."

A simple and wholesome way to get more swearing into your diet.

So do you wanna come over and watch a movie or someshit?

someshit by shintriad July 6, 2006

Montana shoeshine 

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Montana shoeshine by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008