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shopbender

One who is generally female, who is constantly on the prowl for anything with a price tag, is known to stay up for days placing bids on ebay, reading online ratings and reviews and neglects personal hygiene. It is not uncommon for a "shopbender" to neglect sleep for several days while binge shopping.
Son: Hey dad! Whats wrong with mom? She hasn't left her room for days!

Dad: Oh, son....she'll be allright! Shes just on another Shopbender! At least you'll be getting a surprise gift in the mail soon!
shopbender by JeffAGW July 5, 2021
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fagatar the last shitbender 

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

The Last Shitbender 

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.
John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"
"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"
shoemenders by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said
The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”
Shplendered by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

shoemenders

something thats extremely crap. derived from an english saying "cobblers". can be shortened to "shoe"
"that film was a load of shoemenders"
"that car over there is a load of shoe"
shoemenders by itchyscrot April 11, 2003

Shobinder 

Someone who’s really horny 24/7
“Yo m I got a morning wood, wanna give me a neck massage? ~ shobinder
Shobinder by LzoGrc December 3, 2023