Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said”

“The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”

by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

Slendered

when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years

"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."

by BeardedMonk November 14, 2011

Slendered

When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P

Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!

by ...-_- November 17, 2012

slendered

The act of being penetrated from behind so quickly that the victim doesn't have time to turn and see the mans face.

Kaitlin was slendered by a mystery man in the park.

Matt: "Dude I totally slendered my girl in bed last night. Had to roll off the bed to keep her from seeing me."

by not-so-slenderman August 17, 2012

shplonkered

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Splendered

Being in a splended mood when you've consumed a mind altering substance.

After Tokin' up we was in a splendered mood

by Scott The Goat July 10, 2003