Definitions by Blakiepoo

Murf 

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

Murf by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said”

“The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”

Shplendered by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018