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shnoodling 

A man with a foreskin pullls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand.
I was shnoodling Fred yesterday, he enjoyed the whole thing, he won't pee right for a week.
shnoodling by Rob Swank April 28, 2006
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schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.
"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".
schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Shnozling 

When a girl pulls a man's dick from between their legs and sucks from behind while her big shnoz tickles his taint.
Dude... guess what. My girlfriend was shnozling me last night!
Shnozling by BM/JB March 27, 2009

extreme snooding 

When a guy takes the snood fashion to the next level by wearing snoods all the time or wearing a snood that has excessive fabric around the neck.

An extreme snood could also be a very low cut snood where the fabric hangs unnecessarily low exposing a large area of the neck and chest.
Mate, did you see Dave last night? He was extreme snooding.

Guys have you checked out that guy over there? Talk about extreme snooding.

Do you remember the last guy i dated? He did some extreme snooding.
extreme snooding by jigga ho January 9, 2011

Stroodling

Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.
Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!

Dominik: Never!

Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.
Stroodling by JDMBart October 14, 2011

spoodling 

The combined act of cuddling and spooning
Spoodling is when people spoon and cuddle at the same time
spoodling by cucchiaino February 3, 2010

Snookling 

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.
Grandma said no snookling while watching tv
Snookling by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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