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watching tv 

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.
"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."
watching tv by TheSillyOne July 23, 2009
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Watching tv 

general for sexual activity, non specific
i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite
Watching tv by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Watching TV 

yo bro, you wanna go watching TV?
Very nice!
Watching TV by ilovewatchingtv October 13, 2011

TV Watching Utensils 

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

tv was watching me 

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.
I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? 

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.
Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

Watchington

Where you heading now? We're going to Watchingtonapple harvest is coming up soon.
Watchington by Sir Blackness November 10, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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