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shizzling the nizzle 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."
shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005
Shnoglin is when you cant control your body after being in a heated situation. Shnoglin is very rare but a very serious spasm attack. Most recorded shnoglin attacks happen to "gingers" and asians.
My girlfriend shnoglined after an argument last night and I rushed her to the hospital for medical treatment.
shnoglin by dcagurl July 8, 2011

shmoiling 

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
shmoiling by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010

ass shnozzing 

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.
I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

Shoaling 

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.
That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.
Shoaling by sillygolem October 15, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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