shmooklyn 

proud of me

My mom isn’t shmooklyn.

shmooklyn by machine g kelly May 20, 2021

shmookles 

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

Shmooblydong by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

shmoomly 

Feeling warm, clean and damp, fresh out of a bath or shower and in a robe or big towel. As defined by Hendini77.

She got out of the bath, dried off and put on her flannel pajamas, furry slippers and warm robe and felt completely shmoomly.

shmoomly by Nurdle January 7, 2023

shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

shmoogly by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

shmooglyboogly 

A rare form of a greeting to fellow peers and/or enemies. Mostly used on the Instant Messenging Programs such as AIM or AOL, MSN, Yahoo Messenger, etc. Most react to this salutation with a 'WTF', 'haha', or a 'Are you high, man?.' Others may use this word to "joke around" if you will but mostly finding themselves looking like total idiots.

Y2KizCUMMING: SHMOOGLYBOOGLY!!
BananaPants3369: Hey John, turn around.
Y2KizCUMMING: Okay... *turns around*
BananaPants3369 signed off at 3:17:46 AM.
Y2KizCUMMING: Dammit! That's the fifth time!

shmooglyboogly by SolicitationIsMyEvaluation January 9, 2006

shmooblydonk 

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

shmooblydonk by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011