Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.
Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.
by polkadotgumboots November 10, 2010
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The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.
Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.
by TheDonger October 25, 2013
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A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.
Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.

Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
by Quad Girl May 13, 2010
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A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.
Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!
by MichelleLynn March 22, 2006
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partying till the early hours the night before an exam or other important event.
exam tomorrow, thinking of chucking a shmool
by guur July 1, 2010
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Lovable Loser

Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.
Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck
by Chris April 25, 2005
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