Shmooly

A Sexy Motha Fucker.

Daymn her name should be shmooly.

by BigDicDaddyy November 4, 2018

Shmoopy

A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.

"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"

by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john

Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.

by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

shmoomly

Feeling warm, clean and damp, fresh out of a bath or shower and in a robe or big towel. As defined by Hendini77.

She got out of the bath, dried off and put on her flannel pajamas, furry slippers and warm robe and felt completely shmoomly.

by Nurdle January 7, 2023

shmoopy

a term of endearment, someone you love very much

I love you good, shmoopy.

by lenny peer May 2, 2005

Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

by TheDonger October 25, 2013