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A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
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the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.
"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"
shcocked by Random4792 June 3, 2009
How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick
I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked
Shcocked is a word to express your emotion, like a mixture of shock and terror.
- bruh i’m so SHCOCKED by the last episode of young sheldon
shcocked by Yakoeu July 5, 2023

pussy shocked 

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away
It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

shnocked 

To be so tired you pass out; to blackout because you can't hang.
"Damn, that guy is shnocked."
shnocked by Yourtypicalbrowngir July 23, 2017
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