Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

by Peen Queen September 6, 2013

shcocked

the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.

"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"

by Random4792 June 3, 2009

Shcocked

How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick

I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked

by Bigbroevenbiggerwang July 20, 2017

shcocked

Shcocked is a word to express your emotion, like a mixture of shock and terror.

- bruh i’m so SHCOCKED by the last episode of young sheldon

by Yakoeu July 5, 2023

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

shnocked

To be so tired you pass out; to blackout because you can't hang.

"Damn, that guy is shnocked."

by Yourtypicalbrowngir July 23, 2017