Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Big Shmonk

-Head prophet of Lord Jah himself.
- Uses boof to lead the other Jahseist Brothers to Jahradise itself ( Sacred place of Jahseism).
-Top scientist in Jahology.
-The one chosen to take Gekyume from High Priestess Cleo and train him to his full potential.

Yo its Big Shmonk, destroyer of non-believers, and all who oppose Jahsehsm.

by Big Shmonk March 5, 2019

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019