Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

Shmonzed

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

Shmooked

A synonym for trick.

You just got shmooked.

by Mr. Shmooked September 12, 2018

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013