smocked
A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.
smocked by Miskatonix January 23, 2017
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Smocked
Smocked by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019
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smocked • Smocked samlon • smoked • smacked • smoked out • shocked • smacked ass • Smoked Salmon • smoked sanchez • smacked-up
SMOCKED
Person 1: I totally just smocked a spider in Skyrim.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.
SMOCKED by JackTheKnife469 May 17, 2020
Smocked samlon
When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string
Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny
Smocked samlon by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023
smoked out the game
To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."
smoked out the game by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008
Smoked Salmon
While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.
1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009
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