smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 24, 2017

#SMOCK

#SMOCK
Simple Moments of Contagious Kindness. It's like a random act of kindness that's contagious. So when you do something nice for someone, they do something nice for someone else.

"I'm totally gonna #SMOCK this stranger and feed their expired parking meter."

by lolatheshowgirl2 September 17, 2014

smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.

by Carino Risagallo April 8, 2006

Smock

A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.

Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.

by Rock LCR 904 October 1, 2013

smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

Smocked

It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock

*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked

by Sallydotcom December 29, 2020

Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018