shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

smoked out the game

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."

Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."

by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008

Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

Smoked pork

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

by YelloDragon January 16, 2012