shnocked

To be so tired you pass out; to blackout because you can't hang.

"Damn, that guy is shnocked."

by Yourtypicalbrowngir July 23, 2017

Shnocked

To be so stupid drunk that you’re shnocked.

That drunk bitch at the bar named Angelia was so shnocked!

by P-diddy July 26, 2023

shnockered

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

by Peen Queen September 6, 2013

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012