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shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 10, 2015

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Shmete

Shmete- meaning penis, usually large. ie that man had an absolute Shmete dangling from his waist.

I know Becky, Peter has a Shmete- I saw it!!

by DeepSea12748 July 01, 2022

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