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Shmete- meaning penis, usually large. ie that man had an absolute Shmete dangling from his waist.
I know Becky, Peter has a Shmete- I saw it!!
Shmete by DeepSea12748 July 1, 2022
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Waste mans.
Kyle: Look at this Shietet.

Jerome: Yeah all these rude boi's are waste mans yo.
Shietet by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Shmee Shmee 

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.
Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!
Shmee Shmee by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021
What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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