shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

shmeet

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

by UnShmeet January 19, 2016

shmeet

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

by Dolan Drumpf July 19, 2016

Shmeet

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

Shmeet

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

by shmeetrogers September 14, 2017