shmeet 

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

shmeet by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet 

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

shmeet by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015

Shmeet 

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

Shmeet by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

shmeet 

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

shmeet by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

shmeet 

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

shmeet by UnShmeet January 19, 2016

Shmeet 

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

Shmeet by shmeetrogers September 14, 2017

Shmeet 

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

Shmeet by mr.rager November 14, 2010