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Sheeperson

1. a: One who follows the crowd.

b: One who values conformity, or at least commonly
participates in it.

2. a: Someone who relies on others for their sense of identity.

2. Singular version of sheeple.
American Idol turned my friend into a sheeperson.
Sheeperson by Caradhras May 28, 2011

three sheeter 

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.
Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.
three sheeter by Dd_NY November 11, 2009
Ctibor is such a sheeter
sheeter by Leti581 June 30, 2022

Skeetersitter

A baby sitter that dicks off on the job.
I came home and found my daughter trapped in a closet. I knew I shouldn't of hired that Skeetersitter.
Skeetersitter by -867-5309 July 9, 2011

Skeeters 

Those stretchy little pants that girls try to wear as real pants, but aren't actually pants at all.
Camilla, why don't you put something on over those skeeters. You look like a ho.
Skeeters by LouX42 February 24, 2010

Courtesy 2-sheeter 

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
Courtesy 2-sheeter by DGPH June 10, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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