different name for weed or marijuana.
jerry get the weed. bro my parents are here call it shmeed
by terry hank November 5, 2020
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smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.
"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"
by Jennifer August 28, 2003
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1. When your in a awkward situation
2. When something mad funny or mad weird

3. When someone's telling you something and you don't know how to

react
1. when you see a vaild girl and she's dating and ugly boy , that's a shmeed .

2. when someone's pyo and you don't really care , that's a shmeed .
by kydeeee.mb October 20, 2018
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The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.
You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.
by Milena Lukic November 21, 2007
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The act of being in multiple shmoods.
Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.
by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018
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It's just another name for a penis.
You just punched my Shmeed!
by IsItWam September 13, 2019
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It means lobster in kepanese
Would you like some shmeed
by Kepanentan November 20, 2020
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