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shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.
When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.
by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015
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Shmete

Shmete- meaning penis, usually large. ie that man had an absolute Shmete dangling from his waist.
I know Becky, Peter has a Shmete- I saw it!!
by DeepSea12748 July 1, 2022
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