shmeef

A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”

Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!

by trevvvvvv February 8, 2021

shmeef

A fat black woman's Peice of Shit.

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

shmeef

When you or someone else drinks a lot of orange juice

Man, I got so shmeefed last night!

by UpYoPieHole November 8, 2018

shmeef

Means the same thing as "sweet" or cool. It indicates a positive response.

"The new Resident Evil just came out"
"Shmeef!"

by Songbird21 June 18, 2014

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

shmeefed

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

Shmeef

A fart out of your dick

“Dawg I just shmeefed so hard”

by meeshandbean August 5, 2019