shmemga

What cuttlerylover screams when he's using his fleshlight.

Ooooooh shmemga that's good!!!!

shmemga by iamthebacon July 9, 2011

Shmeigal 

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

Shmeigal by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

shmemtar 

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.

"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."

shmemtar by shmemtar June 26, 2009

Dick Shmeegal's 

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

Dick Shmeegal's by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

shmegally 

everything and anything.

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"

shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011

Shmegma Effect 

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.

One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.

Shmegma Effect by queen202mell March 10, 2017

shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

shmegma by mandy August 5, 2003