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shmeigal 

the kool blue-ish guy in lord of the rings
did you see that movie? Shmeigal was awesome in it!
shmeigal by randomnessrox November 29, 2004
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Dick Shmeegal's 

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."
Dick Shmeegal's by D-Bruch January 12, 2008

shmegally 

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"
shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011
being ugly or too be in an ugly mood
her face is so shmegal
shmegal by bic boi August 17, 2010
a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.
Johnny:SHMEEGAL, SHMEEGALLY SHMEEG!
Laura: Dosnt matter, dosnt matter
shmeegal by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009

Shmegalodon 

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there
Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!
Shmegalodon by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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