shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

by mandy August 5, 2003

shmegma

A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.

I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike

by Blunt0r April 15, 2004

shmegma

The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.

My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.

by gert b frobe May 3, 2010

shmegma

A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.

When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.

by Bigswell79 September 3, 2003

shmegma

a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

by mike v April 24, 2003

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

shmegma

The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

by Andrew Rubio April 27, 2005