shmemtar 

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.

"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."

shmemtar by shmemtar June 26, 2009

shmeetard 

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.

there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.

shmeetard by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008

shmemar 

Short man with huge big penis energy. Definitely a lady’s man and is one with words. Although may be lacking in the height section, he is an absolute stud especially in the sheets.

That man has huge shmemar energy!

shmemar by MrCucumber December 27, 2020

shmetarded 

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

shmetarded by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007