The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.
Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?
Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?
Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.
Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?
Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.
by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014
by WammerJammer22 November 01, 2017
First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.
by Sir Vanliktenstein January 01, 2011
Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
by mandy August 05, 2003
I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
by Blunt0r April 15, 2004
The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.
by gert b frobe May 03, 2010
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
by Bigswell79 September 04, 2003