when you get your head shaved while giving a blow-job and the end result is a lower body temperature only made better by sucking more dick for lunch money

Damn man what happened to Mikus?
Oh dude that guy totally got a shmegal

Shmegal by gizmo1949 October 16, 2008

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shmegal

a rubber toy thingy you can buy from markets a bit like a yo-yo but ohhh so much more fun.apparently they are illegal cuz ppl got hurt using em, but i had fun.

shmegal by beautiful October 10, 2003

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Shmegal

Shmegal - some thing or someone that is small.

Dave: Ron you wanna hit this blunt?

Ron: hell no, I’m not hitting that shmegal!

Shmegal by Mrorange68 September 30, 2023

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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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