Shmeag 

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018

shmeag 

a cigarette, or the act of smoking a cigarette

yo dog, you got shmeags?
sup, lets go shmeag.
damn, i need to go get some shmeags.
what u do last night?-just sat around, shmeaged

shmeag by Jordandg January 6, 2008

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

shmeg 

a cigarette

derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake

"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"

shmeg by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

shmegela

Someone who is simply cringe

Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela

shmegela by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021

shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018