Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

by ofamountain August 23, 2018

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shmeag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking a cigarette

yo dog, you got shmeags?
sup, lets go shmeag.
damn, i need to go get some shmeags.
what u do last night?-just sat around, shmeaged

by Jordandg January 6, 2008

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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

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