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A dirty Mennonite that everyone hates and smells like total garbage because they don't shower and usually skip school to work on the farm.
That girl with the flower dress is a dirty shmek.

Kody is the biggest shmek ever.

Kody smells like my ass so he's a shmek.
by The big nig October 14, 2013
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