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A dirty Mennonite that everyone hates and smells like total garbage because they don't shower and usually skip school to work on the farm.
That girl with the flower dress is a dirty shmek.

Kody is the biggest shmek ever.

Kody smells like my ass so he's a shmek.
shmek by The big nig October 19, 2013
Words you can keep
(v) how snails move.
(n) The sound a snail makes as it... shmeks along.
(n) snail nickname.
(v) That snail is shmeking rather quickly.
(n) can you hear the snail shmeking? shmek, shmek, shmek...
(n) what a cute little shmek!
Shmek by Huntie Hunterslime November 8, 2020
Related Words
A filler word and or most often used as insult.
1: Yeah, Michael Jackson was a proper shmek if he touched those kids.
2: Shmichael Shmeckson.
shmek by iamthebib June 14, 2020

Chandra Shekhar 

Also known as lord Shiva, Shiva the destroyer. People with this name have great startings , best endings and epic stories/life. They live like a king, rule like a god. These people have a flirty, caring and supportive nature. They have leadership quality with a down to earth attitude. They are loveable, loyal and worthy to be a lifetime mate. They bring happiness, they make everybody else's life more interesting and enjoyable. They are the best examples for what best friendship is. They never fear anything and can make anything possible.
I don't fear anything chandra Shekhar got my back.
Chandra Shekhar by Valak June 5, 2019

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves
omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins
shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel 

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.
Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"
Poop Shekel by glikber December 28, 2020

Shekinah 

A woman of God. The most funniest person in the world. She is the life of the party and brightens up your day. She may be shy at first but after a while you will get to know her funny goofy side. She is very pretty and has a kind heart. She's loyal, pretty, funny, wild, smart, and trustworthy. She's the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for.
Person 1- I'm so sad today.

Person 2- just go to Shekinah she can make you happy.
Shekinah by Snazzyjeff22 June 5, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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