shmek

A dirty Mennonite that everyone hates and smells like total garbage because they don't shower and usually skip school to work on the farm.

That girl with the flower dress is a dirty shmek.

Kody is the biggest shmek ever.

Kody smells like my ass so he's a shmek.

by The big nig October 19, 2013

Shmek

(v) how snails move.
(n) The sound a snail makes as it... shmeks along.
(n) snail nickname.

(v) That snail is shmeking rather quickly.
(n) can you hear the snail shmeking? shmek, shmek, shmek...
(n) what a cute little shmek!

by Huntie Hunterslime November 8, 2020

The act of Making an amazing catch or recieving a good grade on a test

I shmekked the pen out of the air
I shmekked that Math test

by Sharlamandro May 3, 2018

A filler word and or most often used as insult.

1: Yeah, Michael Jackson was a proper shmek if he touched those kids.
2: Shmichael Shmeckson.

by iamthebib June 14, 2020